If people can't learn the art of telephone etiquette

I wish they fucking stay outta reach of the phone!

Those who cant practise manners over the phone is like the same as telling people that your parents never teach you anything about manners when ya young.(oh you know those aunties' tales.)

What the hell is wrong with those people?And if I have to mention names,it is particulary those people who think alot of themselves.
And in my situation,if any of my candidates are rude to me,I can be sure to slice their head off.
(Ya,I SLICE,not chopped,ya got any problem?)

To tell you how I do it crudely,hear this.

There's this gal whose so cocky and was rude to my colleague who helped me to call her while I was out for lunch.
So the company decided to drop her as well.
Much as I really wanna call to scold her,I decided to let the matter rest.
Who knows she had to call me up again and this is what I said.

Candidate:"You receive my msg,yea?"
Mich:"Ya."
Candidate:"I dun want the job already and you also didnt tell me it is 5.5 day work week."
Mich:"Look,I really have no idea that this company operates on 5.5 work week. I have told you before that this order was being passed down from my other colleague whose no longer here."
Mich:"Anyway the company has already choosen someone else whom they think is MORE qualified!"
Candidate:"Oh..ok."*Stunned*
Mich:"Are you still looking for jobs?"
Candidate:"Ya,I am."
Mich:"Alright I will cont'd to keep a look out for you,anything I will call you ya?"
Candidate:"OK."
Mich:"Ok then.Bye"
*Hung the phone and toss her resume aside.

This is how sacarsm works.

But when it is the company that is problematic,we are always on the losing end.

Remember that $5000 high flyer I clinched.
It is supposed to go by 80% or 100% of her offered salary to me.
Fucking scheming HR wanted to bargain 60% with no guarantee.(Cos' they know that this gal wont leave.)

Hey,come here..I SHIT U!
*poke my vulgar finger in her face*

This is non negotiable,ok.

What made me boil was what happened then.

Mich:"Hi,SHARONNE.(that's her name) Chuanling frm Success huh."
Shit:"Ya."
Mich:"Regarding the placement fees,I have already discussed with my management but he wont go for lower and everything is being signed & agreed before hand already."
Shit:"um"
Mich:"So it's either 80% or 100% ya?"
Shit:"Um.ya"
SLAMMED THE PHONE ON ME!

What the FUCK is that!

Hey look,it's not even YOUR Money that you are gonna fork up.
What the hell ya going to scrimp on?
If you cant afford that kinda placement fees, dont pay my candidate that kinda nonsense figure?
And if you wanna pay her that, don't look for us.
You get your candidate from ME, and you signed on that T&Cs,what is your problem!

Isnt that very undesirable from a HR personnel?!
Wait,I stand corrected.
I think she is the SENIOR HR personnel.



And her later email was kinda sacarstic and they go for 80%.

You can be sure I can forget about their current order given.
You think it is very easy to find then come and suffocate in my seat!

Fucking piece of shit. Dont let me see you old and begging for job one day. I am so gonna Ha-Ha-BLAH at your face.